The very fact I’m writing this means I’m not writing what I’m meant to be writing. I’m also sure I had something more exciting to tell you (you, being the million people that read this, yo).
I have added another page in addition to my photography, and it’s called The List. This is something that was constructed so I had a better idea of what I was looking for in a man. It is subject to change.
Much like in the film Practical Magic this list is to serve as a way of protecting me from ever actually finding a man. If he meets and accepts the criteria in the list then he is a soul mate and someone that I will invariably fall in love with. Which just won’t do because that will then also lead up to having my heart broken and that sucks big hairy balls. So having a list that defines what I consider a perfect man and therefore a man that doesn’t exist means I will never fall in love.
That and I don’t do sharing so heaven only knows how I will manage in a relationship.
